February 2010
20 posts
So, my sister has MSN now.
Tuesday Puddles: What are you doing?
Caroline: makey a miove
Tuesday Puddles: Woooh.
Tuesday Puddles: Can I be in it?
Caroline: no
On the night you left I came over and we peeled...
I’m enjoying the fact that I’ve discovered History to be an acceptable substitute to my free first period. Now that wonder has been replaced by 3 miles of walking and a rather monotonous art class. But I’m back in an art class guys! HEY! Now everyone who lectures me about not being one because I have “amazing artistic talent” can be happy. Because, clearly, there was...
January 2010
17 posts
What goes around comes around..
kiemarie:
You know.. really I wish I had lived in california longer. The memories are SO easy to seperate from my iowa ones. I just have to grasp one or two then they all comeback.
But then.. at the same time.. I wish I had moved sooner. Today I was contacted by one of my best firends back then. Jacob Weiss (actualy i was talking to his mom) And I started thinking about how good of friends i...
If I could open my mouth
This is a man holding a sign. On this sign is a list of categories of people. Just the types, however, not his opinions of him. Nope, this small looking man just wanted to warn you that these people exist.
Warning, in this world, you may find the occasional:
1. Pot Smoking Little Devils (Regular pot smokers are all cool, though.)
2. Lewd Women (I have to say, I love the illustration there. It...
“Now will saying ‘yes’ get you in trouble at times? Will saying ‘yes’ lead you to...”
– Stephen Colbert (via luckysalome) (via 245am)
There's something left underwater
A few days ago, I woke up with floor plans drawn on my bedside notebook.
A few minutes ago I was typing my secrets into mystery google. I then decided I was pathetic, so I’m sharing all of them via images.
Gay teen worried he might be Christian
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Warning: The link above is most likely to offend you. If it doesn’t, and you’re cool enough to have a sense of humor, come give me a high-five sometime.
A Bang Bang Bang.. A Bang Bang Bang.
Me:
Sup DOOD
God:
The stars.
Me:
Not tonight. It's cloudy
God:
If not that, what? Cumulus or nimbus?
Me:
Cumulonimbus
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Don't bother. I spelled it wrong anyway.
God:
OK What would you rather talk about? In any case, Why?: said spelled it wrong.
Me:
Let's talk about life.
God:
Sure, life sounds like a good topic.
Me:
A good topic, maybe, but not a good thing. At times.
God:
Compare that to a bad topic maybe but not a good thing. How often?
Me:
Like sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
It sounds hotter when you put it that way, god.
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Different subject.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
GAD?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
It wasn't a train in the first place.
God:
It sounded like one.
Me:
Hot.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
I see we have some differences
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
In our sex lives.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in our sex lives.
Me:
I'd rather not.
God:
For moral reasons?
Me:
No.
God:
For financial reasons?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Oh.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
I think I'll study german
God:
Since when? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
Sprechst du deutsch?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Nein.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Ahahahahaha.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Didn't you already ask that?
God:
No I didn't ask that. What's it like?
Me:
Similar to hell.
God:
I think Similar to hell is a lot of things.
Me:
Fo Sho.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
I hope not.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Do you listen to Lady Gaga?
God:
I listen to it from time to time.
Me:
It? I knew it.
God:
Lady Gaga... How did you know?
Me:
You said so.
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
So do I.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
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God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Issac Asimov
God:
I haven't read anything by Issac Asimov. What did he write?
Me:
Good stuff.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Be less specific : -).
Me:
What's your religion?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
I am a bad grammar.
God:
You are a bad grammar? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Hell yes.
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Heavens no.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
: (
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
You just said that.
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
According to my religious teacher, we all need to listen to God more. Apparently I am.
God:
All? " All?" You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
I use one most of the time
God:
I heard other people use one most of the time too.
Me:
"Hmmm" is just taking it too far
God:
I understand. Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Who is Dancing Alice?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Let me think about it.
Me:
I remember faces better than names as well.
God:
What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Eyebrows
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Boxers and a turtleneck
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
I'm not a fashion person. I dress like I'm colorblind.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A fashion person. It sounds like you have good taste in clothes.
Me:
Boxers are in good taste?
God:
All of them?
Me:
I was asking you!
God:
" All of them?"? You were asking me?
Me:
God, I don't get you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That must be why.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Not nearly enough.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
Forms of expression
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Pices
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Do my science project.
God:
Ask German Alice if it does.
What is it to you?
Me:
That didn't make any sense.
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
...
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
This is going in my blog.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I do.
God:
When?
Me:
Sometime tomorrow.
God:
What about other times?
Me:
They don't work for me.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
The other times. It's not proper grammar to use "they" to refer to singular persons. Use he or she.
God:
We can't all be perfect. What is it? I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
You're God. People expect you to be perfect.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
They rarely are.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Yesh.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
That's because it's formed from my own snazzy incorperation of dialect in text.
God:
Interesting explanation. Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
You died and I took over.
God:
Thanks for the information: said I died and he or she took over.
Me:
I didn't say so. Nietzsche did.
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
If people were out there saying I was dead, I'd worry.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
It wasn't even a question.
God:
It seemed like even a question.
Me:
That's probably because you're only a computer program.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Anytime. ASL?
God:
I will keep it in mind. 5/Robot/California.
Me:
15/Sexy/Middle of Nowhere
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Probably not
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
*shrug*
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me: That's great.
“I may be different, but I’m always the same.”
Anarchy on the freeway, no one's gonna tell you...
No, not this time…
I had high hopes for 2010. This is ridiculous, of course, because dates and times are all figments of our imagination. But being hopeful always never hurts.
I’ve always wanted to see some dramatic change with New Years. Everyone talks about the brand new year like it’s something different then the day before. I’d like to see that happen for once.
I...
There's no glitter in the gutter, there's no...
I decided this should be an illustrated blog post. Just to change things up a bit. Enjoy.
“So this is the new year.
And i don’t feel any different.
The clanking of...”
– Death Cab For Cutie